madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

Source / More Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”
Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

comoausente:

aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

SourceMore Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

freedsoulinatrappedbody:

electric-anthem:

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES

OH SNAP

freedsoulinatrappedbody:

electric-anthem:

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES

OH SNAP

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

"eh whatever it’ll be fine"
me right before making a horrible decision (via meloetta)
curiovsly:

omg I want to cuddle this dog

curiovsly:

omg I want to cuddle this dog

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

allteensrelate:

when your playlist on shuffle and your fave song comes on

image

my-halloween-romance:

So my mom got a new tattoo today

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

"i’d wine and dine the crap out of you"
a romantic michael clifford (via thisbandissostupid)

mugglebornheadcanon:

1016. Muggleborns with braces having to explain to purebloods how muggles straighten teeth. Then they can avoid the orthodontist forever when they find out Madam Pomfrey can instantly charm their teeth into a perfect smile.

everydaylouie:

cookin’ up trouble

everydaylouie:

cookin’ up trouble