gilinskyscum:

Ebola virus in the U.S. got me like 

  • *finds out pluto is a planet again*
  • Me: WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
  • Ebola: lmao not for long
  • asvprock:

    My anaconda don’t want ebola.

    toodopetoexist:

Who wore it better?

    toodopetoexist:

    Who wore it better?

    notnights:

I see it’s October 1st.

    notnights:

    I see it’s October 1st.

    dannnylawrence:

    unlimitedgoats:

    luxvriously:

    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    Re: Your Anaconda,

    Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

    Yours, etc.
    A bunless hun

    cunterion:

    this entire month is halloween don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 

    kaydoeshealthythings:

    #teampeeingevery15minutes

    tastefullyoffensive:

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