I'm socially awkward and not sure what to write here so just ask me what you want to know. It's not like I'm too busy to answer them.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

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lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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uncreativeart:

"i still have that drawing you did for me from 6 years ago"

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liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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nico-di-angelcake:

  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
  • DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
  • JUST DON’T DO IT
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grinderman2:

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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shirakawa-go 白川鄉 (Japan) by Matthew_Li 

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